Only in India where
multi-millionaires siphon off moolah from poor but a building guard lends you his money to pay your rickshaw bill
Only in India where
you can kill and roam freely but keeping more than 2 litres of liquor at your home can get you jailed
Only in India where
a Cornell educated, 28 years old has never cast vote but her illiterate maid has never missed one
Only in India where
infidelity is evil but Lord Krishna is being worshipped
Only in India where
talking about gay rights is a crime but its father of nation is a bi
Only in India where
condoms are unheard of but homosexuality can be treated by drinking water
Only in India where
majority can't buy a handful of food-grains but everyone knows about the tariff schemes of Tata Docomo
Only in India where
life does not have a rhythm but everyone sings and dances to the tunes in their heads!
