One of those ironies of India

Only in India where 
multi-millionaires siphon off moolah from poor but a building guard lends you his money to pay your rickshaw bill


Only in India where 
you can kill and roam freely but keeping more than 2 litres of liquor at your home can get you jailed

Only in India where
a Cornell educated, 28 years old has never cast vote but her illiterate maid has never missed one

Only in India where 
infidelity is evil but Lord Krishna is being worshipped

Only in India where 
talking about gay rights is a crime but its father of nation is a bi

Only in India where 
condoms are unheard of but homosexuality can be treated by drinking water

Only in India where 
majority can't buy a handful of food-grains but everyone knows about the tariff schemes of Tata Docomo


Only in India where 
life does not have a rhythm but everyone sings and dances to the tunes in their heads!